FOOC - Freedom From Oppression and Other Crap - brings you International and New Zealand news like you've never seen before: funny. Get used to your floor, for you'll be spending much time rolling on it as you read these pages... Sirry intlo la~ you write a better one.
International
Bush Calls Third Strike On Iraq, Saddam Out
Why Oh Why Oh Why do most people who write tech reviews on the internet say "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less". What they are saying really means the opposite I'm trying not to be anti-American but it does seem most prevalent on the leading tech sites ([H] and overclockers.com).
Where Did All The Mice Go?
Did the APA require Novell to stop developing or marketing their NetWare 6.5 Operating System? I have to confess I'm not familiar with the product, but doesn't that compete with UNIX?
National
MoD Orders KFC To Deliver Dinner Quickly
Under the agreement Novell could use "the technology" they received under the license-back to compete against SCO. They just couldn't use it to compete against SCO's "core business". Old SCO's "core business" wasn't Linux. Both Linux and SuSE were around in 1995.
Clark Chucks Chuck Cluck from Cabinet
The first one is that 1 GHz is enough for Office operations, but it won't sell. Especially if it is expensive. Mobile hard disk drives - especially older ones - tend to be sluggish.
Sport
Grozniy FC Owns Richard Utd.
And the second one; older technology. 10 to 15 GB hard disk drives, USB 1.1, no firewire, standard VGA D-SUB in stead of DVI. They must have tested so much they have passed the consume-before date.
Hardone's World
This week's segment sees our intrepid explorer of foreign lands, Abdul Hard'un, report from Iraq on the plight of the American soldiers who are struggling to install freedom and democracy in a land ruled by the free and democratic dictators of Iraq.
Where's Winston?
The 4-weekly watch on the what's what with Winston Peters, our favourite politician. In this month's edition, we take a look at Winston's speech to the Asian Immigration Society (La) on the influx of immigrant scum.
nVidia Watch
Top 300 reasons why nVidia sucks. (Can we be more direct?)